[ Yaguchi's of mind to ignore this text but this doesn't sound like spam either. ]
I'm sorry, I don't recognize your number. Could it be you have the wrong one? [ What an idiot. If this person intends to confess to someone, this isn't the way to go! ]
[ This is the most bizarre confession of all time and of course Yaguchi is the one who receives it. Of course. ]
Well, you can tell me your name. Can we be friends first? Or are we already friends?
[ Ahaha the latter is a dumb question and he knows it...because he doesn't have many himself, but the rest of the school generally believes otherwise. ]
So instead of an answer, Yaguchi decides to give the number a call. If there is an answer, he'll be greeting him with his usual kind energy. Sweet and patient.
Sweet and patient. Sweet and patient.Sweet and patient. ]
Hello? It's Yacchan. Are you the one trying to talk to me~? ♪
And then the number is calling back. If he answers, Tamura's voice is dropped lower in a comical imitation of Kashima. It's not a very convincing Kashima probably, but it hopefully obscures his voice just enough to throw him off. ]
YEA. YOU GONNA TELL ME NOW OR WHAT? CMON U-[ the sound of much struggling. ] YACCHAN.
[ Mulan was a more convincing man than Tamura trying to impersonate someone like his cousin. In fact, he doesn't even register that he's attempting to sound like Kashima but he does register that voice as the idiot who likes to bully him to no end. This is just plain harassment now.
At least it's clear who he's talking to so he can drop the bullshit. Haha, fuck being sweet and patient. His voice drops to a lower register - quieter too, because he's technically sitting on a bench outside. ]
What the hell are you doing contacting me like this?
Accepting it or not, Yaguchi has a feeling that he's going to get bombarded by messages either way. And if he blocks him, then he may come at him more than he already has.
Even as he gets the text response, he doesn't know what to make of this.
He likes him? This guy, who walks around yanking his hair and calling him names left and right...likes him? He can't help but snort and looks around to make sure no one can hear him. ]
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[ Yaguchi's of mind to ignore this text but this doesn't sound like spam either. ]
I'm sorry, I don't recognize your number. Could it be you have the wrong one? [ What an idiot. If this person intends to confess to someone, this isn't the way to go! ]
no subject
no subject
You could have just asked me you know. Are you that shy?
[ THIS SON OF A BITCH. . . ]
sorry im so dumb
[ Here have a dick pic. ]
NO
Is this a prank? You should probably cut that out.
[ OR HE WILL. He's just...going to delete that
impressivething from his end. ]no subject
hurry up and tell me how to win your heart or whatever.
no subject
So you actually like me?
[ This is the most bizarre confession of all time and of course Yaguchi is the one who receives it. Of course. ]
Well, you can tell me your name. Can we be friends first? Or are we already friends?
[ Ahaha the latter is a dumb question and he knows it...because he doesn't have many himself, but the rest of the school generally believes otherwise. ]
no subject
no way. i'll tell you when you like me back. do you want flowers or something???
no subject
[ ...What am I even reading?
So instead of an answer, Yaguchi decides to give the number a call. If there is an answer, he'll be greeting him with his usual kind energy. Sweet and patient.
Sweet and patient. Sweet and patient. Sweet and patient. ]
Hello? It's Yacchan. Are you the one trying to talk to me~? ♪
no subject
And then the number is calling back. If he answers, Tamura's voice is dropped lower in a comical imitation of Kashima. It's not a very convincing Kashima probably, but it hopefully obscures his voice just enough to throw him off. ]
YEA. YOU GONNA TELL ME NOW OR WHAT? CMON U-[ the sound of much struggling. ] YACCHAN.
no subject
At least it's clear who he's talking to so he can drop the bullshit. Haha, fuck being sweet and patient. His voice drops to a lower register - quieter too, because he's technically sitting on a bench outside. ]
What the hell are you doing contacting me like this?
no subject
[ Tamura drops the act, sounding pissed. ]
Whatever! I already told you, you ugly bitch.
They're disgusting feelings anyway!
[ ANGRY CLICK. followed by a text message. ]
im adding you to my contacts! accept it, uglychan.
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Accepting it or not, Yaguchi has a feeling that he's going to get bombarded by messages either way. And if he blocks him, then he may come at him more than he already has.
Even as he gets the text response, he doesn't know what to make of this.
He likes him? This guy, who walks around yanking his hair and calling him names left and right...likes him? He can't help but snort and looks around to make sure no one can hear him. ]
...disgusting feelings is right.